THIS.

goldenfreezeover:

somethingambiguous:

tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

(Source: hungarian, via starrose17)

gokuma:

sararye:

allthegleefeels:

DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS

THEY HAVE IRON MAN

WE HAVE GAY OPERA DUBSTEP DRACULA

(via starrose17)

dunwall:

connorkawaii:

“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”

at least the alcohol is free

(via starrose17)

morgrana:

you see in the UK it’s not about winning

it’s about not coming last

(via lightningcatters)

starrose17:

lightningcatters:

WE HAVE OVER 20 POINTS

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS UP OR DOWN ANYMORE

LOL I know right!! What’s wrong with Europe?! They’ve actually voted for us into the 20’s!

I know! This is the best we’ve done in years!

lightningcatters:

WE HAVE OVER 20 POINTS

I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS UP OR DOWN ANYMORE

holepsi:

YOU

HAVE

NO

FUCKING

IDEA

HOW

MUCH

I

LOVE

EUROVISION

(via lightningcatters)

starrose17:

Hostess: “We’ve now got votes from 20 countries which means we are half way through”

Graham Norton: “That’s depressing.”

You are the reason I watch Eurovision Graham LOL